I’m going to enter this room, introduce myself and who I am in just four minutes.
Yeah, I can do it.
I practiced this last night and this morning while drinking coffee.
Damn, this is like first grade all over again.
Here I go.
I’m going in.
Remember, don’t mumble.
Go Straight to the point.
Walk, damn it!
Right foot and then left foot.
Why aren’t you breathing?
Okay, the scary dude is looking at me, what do I do.
Okay, don’t look at the floor and breathe once more.
“Well, this is awkward. And so am I.”